Say, you must have somethin'
real special here.
Gee, mister,
I'll bet it's pretty quick.

You want to find out?

Well, ordinarily I'd jump
at the uh... opportunity,
but I'm just not in the habit
of seeing the Chevy work
against a two-bit piece of junk.

Let's make it 50.

Make it three yards motherfu#@*ker
and we'll have an automobile race.

Hey, this guy just bet 300 bucks.
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